Trentasaurus Rex... alot

*It is true that some Iranian leaders, like Rafsanjani, say frightening things about Israel. But Rafsanjani has no executive power, and when he was president he didn't actually act on such sentiments. The point of engaging the Iranian regime would be to gradually ween it away from such extremism.

Ween could totally kick Condi's butt. And Iran's butt. (And your ass.) Piss up a rope, Condoleezza, you suck.

http://progressivetrail.org/articles/050120Cole.shtml




* To take home the Bee Trophy, a team must survive a preliminary round, and then beat out four other finalists.

The judges this year are Placentino Principal Linda Ween, Miller Principal David Keim and Town Moderator Kevin Clancy.

Looks like Holliston, Massachusetts's been stung by the bumblebee. The spelling bumblebee, that is. From one speller to another, here's a word to knock those judges (Especially those non-ween-last-named losers) flat:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-A-L-L-I AM THE STALLION MANG!

http://www2.townonline.com/holliston/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=168512




*Two suspects had entered the store and went directly to the cashier demanding money.

They then fled after receiving an undisclosed amount of money, police said. They were last ween running south toward Preddy Boulevard.

Two suspects, eh? I suspect the small town of Greensboro's been Gene and Dean'd. If so, the red and blue lights are shining right behind them. That pig's a pretty mean bastard.

http://www.news-record.com/news/now/gsostorerob_011805.htm




*The group hopes to raise bet ween $10 and $16 million, with a maximum investment of 4.9% of the bank, thus avoiding an institution that is family owned, or closely controlled.

I'll bet ween gets pretty pissed when they're trying to find themselves in the news and they find out that some dick smoker's misspelled between. Anyways, This "group" should give that money to Dean and Gene, so they can scrape the mucus off their brains without spending the dog food money. (Poor fluffy, furry buddy.) I guess we know where those reggaejunkiejews get their money from, maybe. (I didn't read the article.)

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=13792173&BRD=1614&PAG=461&dept_id=161052&rfi=6




*Leach began as drummer and Steele vocalist and guitarist. After several gigs, they were approached by Scott O'Donoghue, who offered to play bass guitar. Leach soon tired of percussion, began playing guitar and hired Matt Chequer. Originally named after the Ween song of the same name, Little Birdy was born.

Wow. An Australian band named after a Ween song, I wonder if they've got an awesome sound. Well, bow down to the Boognish, guys.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/Music/Little-Birdy-learns-to-fly/2005/01/13/1105423569412.html




*Other recommended upcoming local gigs: We’re Not Ween, the country’s coolest cover band, will play Dean & Gene tunes ‘til you’re pushin’ little daisies Wednesday night, 7/28, at 7th Street Entry.

Who Dat? It's a Minneapolis/St. Paul Ween cover band. At least they're mang enough to admit that they could never be Ween or anything close to it. I wonder if they still exist. Well, once again, bow down to the Boognish...

http://www.pulsetc.com/article.php?op=Print&sid=1223