Okay, so everyone makes blogs and then puts links to news articles and stuff on them... Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring. I can personally guarantee that all links on my blog will be really stupid and they probably won't work.* Also, everything else I say will be really audacious. Or bodacious.
*I might use some links that work in order to make audacious statements.*
And now, a joke:
Q: How do you get a bunch of black guys to stop raping a white girl?
A: Toss them a basketball!