Well, last night's remarks were slightly irate. I'd like to say first and foremost that I love Jesus. I mean, who doesn't? He's a crazy hippy magician. The question is, why is he so popular? I thought people hated magicians and hippies. Anyways, I'm a little disappointed with God... The soul-crushing is a little too much for me to handle. Anyways, forget God. Jesus is numero uno in my book. Actually, they might be the same person. I have no idea.