Trentasaurus Rex... alot

So the other day I was elected into the position of Assembly Manager (Ass Man) of my Journalism class. It went down something like this: I brought some mexican soda (3/$2.00) and some homemade cookies, and my opponent, the esteemed Philip E. Ruth, didn't bring anything. Plus, my speech was way better. Safety Dance Part II, dawgs. So I think Philip was going to cry, and that made me feel really bad. I told him he could be Assistant Assembly Manager (Ass Ass Man) but that doesn't make any sense. Anyways, he ended up getting 40 percent of the votes. But I'm still awesome.
Little Caesar's is offering large pizzas ready to go at the awesome price of five bucks. I strongly suggest that everyone takes advantage of this deal while it lasts. If you don't like pizza because you're lame like Vance, go anyways, because Brandon Webb works there. I'll probably bring pizzas to the next film club meeting... So... vote for me, Film Club VP.