Trentasaurus Rex... alot

http://www.layhands.com/WillSinnersBurnForever.htm

Damn, God is lame. I mean, I knew he hated gay people and blacks... but magicians, too?
Those who practice magic arts... their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. (Revelation 21:8)

I mean, I've heard people talking about this before, but I had no idea it was actually in the Bible. I mean, I'll probably never read that book... But damn. Wasn't Jesus a magician?

The molecules that made up our bodies continue to exist, and in fact our bodies will be re-formed when we are resurrected at the Rapture (see 1 Corinthians 15:51-53). I love Jesus chemistry. The molecules will be brought back at the Rapture. I was wondering about that.

I mean, who does God think he is? He can't just totally annihilate me in a lake of fire. God thinks that he can do whatever he wants just because he's God. Well... Wait a second... Why do I think these lame ass evangelists know who God is? God's probably some sort of flying half-fungus, half-animal creature from the cretaceous period. Obviously.

God's ways are higher than our ways and His thoughts are higher than our thoughts (Isaiah 55:9). I'm not even going to read anymore of this garbage. "God is perfect and His decisions are perfect." Yeah, sure. I'll believe that when I get my freaking cheesecake.